Holy shit. I think they tried to talk to me today. The speed at which NO THANK YOU GOODBYE came out of my mouth surprised even me.

I’m on Android and this happens to me all the time. I figured i was just missing the secret combo to return to my feed. (It’s been over a year and i still haven’t figured it out lol)

I KNEW IT!!! The sun just…hurts. now. Regardless of latitude, direct sunlight deadass insta-sizzles my skin. Worth it though, my mental health is sorted. UV blocking activewear handles the rest.

I’ve been trying to find a new keyboard for a while now but I find myself missing the gif menu. 😩 The second they add one to futo or heliboard I’m so down

They stopped SELLING THEM TO US!!!

I lurk!! But, thanks y’all.

There’s a hotkey. Pain in the ass, sure, but less so with a programmable mmo mouse lol

It was standard for professional correspondence where I work, but then they took out the ruler function. Why they think mouse-drawn highlighting of text looks good, I’ll never know. I asked for lightshot.

I am CRYING 🤣☠️

-insert [human] honorific string of adjectives here, on behalf of Margot Robbie.

It’s the first thing I do when I’m breaking in a new android device: aggressively force-training it to accept all my usual expletives.

I’ve heard good things but haven’t looked into it yet. Thing is, I got so good at vba that I got a promotion out of it lmao. As archaic as it is, my work is essentially hardcoded in windows for the foreseeable future, so I have to be able to dick around in msoffice.

It’s my only hangup. I vba on the regular. Work forced win11 on me, but at home, once i can be assed, I’ll vm windows eventually and migrate completely, and scheme alternative languages for my spreadsheet wizardry lmao

Well I suppose that reminds me, I ought to comment the why and the where a bit more lol

Oh, i see. Umbrella corp = responsible for zombies

I was in the middle of a dozen spreadsheets when I hit bold and formatted a column as currency, and fuck, I was not ready. I reset calibri as my default but who knows if it’ll even stick, corpo has my desktop locked down so hard 😩

Haven’t thought of that movie in years jfc lol

SPACE KAREN 😂😭☠️

Oh, dude, I’d freaky Friday with him and liquidate the fuck out of his assets into the world at large. Imo it’s worth the risk to be stuck as that potato, just to try and undo some damage, you know?

I find music and the outdoors do right by me. If you need tunes I’m sure myself and other lemmyfolk can hook you up with genres you like without helping corpo wallets. I’ll start: if you like industrial, check out The Birthday Massacre. Great Canadian band. I think their website has free downloads and they’ve got merch if you choose to support them.