Tafari Campbell, the Obama family chef, was found dead after he went paddleboarding near the former first couple's home on Martha's Vineyard, police said.
Occam’s Razor is lazy. The simple explanation is that he had a standard paddle boarding accident. The incident rate for those accidents is significantly low. This complicates the use of Occam’s Razor. The person was well connected, in a very well connected space. They had access to better equipment, better waters, more safety equipment, better emergency services, etc, etc, etc. This complicates Occam’s Razor. The person was very close to powerful people in a long and continuous history of murders of convenience. This complicates Occam’s Razor.
Occam’s Razor is lazy. The simple explanation is that he had a standard paddle boarding accident. The incident rate for those accidents is significantly low. This complicates the use of Occam’s Razor. The person was well connected, in a very well connected space. They had access to better equipment, better waters, more safety equipment, better emergency services, etc, etc, etc. This complicates Occam’s Razor. The person was very close to powerful people in a long and continuous history of murders of convenience. This complicates Occam’s Razor.
Lol, “better water”. Wtf are you talking about dude? Water can kill me all the same that it can kill Obama’s chef.
Bruh, Obama could fill a wave pool with Evian, therefore he killed his chef. QED.