“Would you have flown with Trump to Epstein island and gotten a totally-appropriate massage from a thirteen year old girl complete with happy ending? And would you vote for Trump today?”
He lies a lot, changes positions whenever convenient, and he’s pretty much always involved in one legal battle or another. He’s basically the lawyer from every lawyer joke minus the law degree.
Trump is most popular with divorced men. So… probably heard it at least more than once in their focus groups.
I suspect he’s even more popular among sex offenders, but they don’t get polled specifically.
“Would you have flown with Trump to Epstein island and gotten a totally-appropriate massage from a thirteen year old girl complete with happy ending? And would you vote for Trump today?”
Ah yes. The “Ranting at FB Live in my truck wearing aviators” demographic.
But nothing about Trump seems lawyerly.
He lies a lot, changes positions whenever convenient, and he’s pretty much always involved in one legal battle or another. He’s basically the lawyer from every lawyer joke minus the law degree.
Minus any resemblance of intelligence or logical planning beyond immediate self-gratification.
Him driving over a cliff would be a good start.
Saul Goodman for president