#9 will actually be Putin’s Dirty Sanchez

Distilled or deionized? Deionized doesn’t conduct electricity. Also, don’t mix cooling plate materials. Use all copper or all aluminum. One of them will cause the other to corrode if sharing water.

“ “ - Gordon Freeman (New dialogue found on beta disc)

My choom.

“And I’d do it again.” Robinson. Probably.

Elvis was Jesus-ified after death and tacky, roadside velvet Elvis art could be purchased and displayed to show your devotion to the King. Love of a musical icon is one thing. But, martyred fascists are not kitsch or cool. Either one will let you know what kind of a home you stepped into. Both would be in bad taste but one is so bad it’s good and the other is so bad, it’s baaaad. And not Michael Jackson bad.

Velvet Elvis? Cool. Velvet Cheeto? Not cool.

Have you ever listened to Zaireeka appropriately? I haven’t, but that must be a headache to line up correctly.

I’m sorry for your loss. I hope you found a new lap!

Oh, it was, was it?

It’s an autonomous collective.

Well, let’s see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di’s clothes. I couldn’t believe it.

A map. It’s not the example I’d prefer when debating whether or not life imitates art.

Vote. Emphatically say “HUHN! You like that?!” with every check mark.

Napoleon Dynadidn’t

Poseidon’s Kiss

Dibs on the bike!

And did you love it too much, baby?

Enemy Territory: Quake Wars did the same thing. It added to the realism because it was “now”. That being said, I don’t want real world advertising in my fantasy world game playing time. World building fake ads? Like frilly toothpicks, I’m for ‘em!

Don’t know what OP used, butBitly can do that.