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  • Government employee #41526: Sir, your wife called

    Trump: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED! DEPORT THIS LYING LIB!!!

    GE#41527: Ahem. She wanted to confirm that 7 o'clock is good for dinner reservations.

    Trump: Oh goodie! I'm so excited! She might touch my pp tonight. I'm so happy that you're fired!

    GE#41528: Hides and accidentally group chats a reporter how he wishes the Main Stream Media would have warned him about how awful Trump is

  • Please, Daddy Carlson, show us what you know about doing a gay sex on someone.

  • I could try asking someone, but they're unlikely to answer me after I start shooting.

  • No caption needed. That's just a picture of what happens in America. The only country where it's popular to shoot your problems as an early option.

  • The most democratic leaders say "fuck your votes, I'm changing the rules."

    The most progressive politicians are NIMBYs.

    Real representatives refuse to support their constituents' choices.

    Also, I'm from Texas, so this is what every election is like here. I'm pretty sure that I heard a flushing sound the last time I cast a ballot.

  • Oh, buy me a country, Daddy Thiel!

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  • This is a useless contribution to the discussion, but I wanna call him Tom Alec Sandwich.

  • Me. I eat the demon babies.

  • As long as you got a friendly governor and a city with enough black people, I'll launch a domestic "liberation" campaign.

    Trump, probably

  • Avoiding spreading disease is a lot like involuntary servitude. What with all the systemic disenfranchisement and, ya know, whipping...

  • Also, hurt people hurt people. Just sayin'

  • That's usually the case

  • Their timeline had to account for an appropriate number of shelvings, cancellations, and tax write offs before they could go into final production. Given that this premiere date is over a month away, there's still a non-zero chance that they could shelve the episodes until the internet begs them enough to release it in black and white and totally unhinged.

  • How long until DC grand juries are "discovered" to be full of criminals and that jurors need to be replaced by members of the National Guard

  • Hey, if you put food in my toilet, I'm gonna poop on it before I'll ever consider eating it.

  • Nice of the evil giant troll to inform us that they're eating us via one of their representatives. I wasn't sure where the rest of my body went.

  • And if you're a fan of puzzles, try wearing gloves and then hand sewing your hands together

  • No. Y'all are boycotting us to hurt our sales. The stores buy product from us and then sell it to you. So, if you steal products from us, we're still getting paid because the stores will still need to restock, especially if insurance covers your theft.

    If someone shit on your bottle of Jack, you wouldn't dust it off and take a swig, would you? Well, as your ex-friendly neighbor to the south, we're coating everything we touch with shit. So, let us know we're so onerous that we might as well stop shipping y'all anything, cuz it's not even worth stealing.