What, you don’t like his scrotal chin?

Where?

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

This is the coldest take I’ve ever seen.

This is fuckin’ brilliant. A picture worth a thousand mutilated words.

*golf clap*

Often, the best results for this kind of question are from similar questions answered on reddit. If Lemmy is to ever hope to replace reddit as a resource, we should welcome and openly answers questions like this one.