Hjonk
Hjonk
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Reads like PBF which is high praise from me.
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Honest question:
How would you actually defeat the duck?
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I don’t think that’s a duck- ducks tend to quack, not honk! Although neither ducks nor geese tend to have multiple re-growing heads…
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not a duck. it's a hiss chicken.
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Evidently, you have to use a flaming sword like Hercules and cauterize the neck preventing regrowth.
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smart
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One cannot defeat this creature of most fowlness. This creature terrorizes the young and the old; the able body and the infirm.
It knows no fear. It only knows violence.
Edit: Missed an opportunity for a pun
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Chaos and destruction alone remain the companions of the terrible goose.
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Did you not see Jason and the Argonauts?
You have to cauterize the head holes with a torch.
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2x Napalm bombs
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I have this mini. Here's the adventure that I use it with: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1854583243/night-of-goose-a-dd-5e-one-shot
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Is the two-headed creature now a goose or a geese?
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Goosen
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Someone call Sir Bravas!
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Not sure I've ever seen josh brolin smile
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Drugs policies...
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Hydra Honk.
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Honkdra
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This is a unit you can make in the game "The King is Watching". :D
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Geese are some hideous demon's creation. The Canada goose in particular is a creature built to desanctify life itself.
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Isn't the beast supposed to die when you cut off all its heads at once?
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No, the heads will continue to grow. One needs fire to cauterize the wounds to prevent goose regrowth.
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Or acid. Everyone always forgets acid.
(and the rules always forget bases. I assume, not read them in an edition and a half.)
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For once this is actually funny.
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It’s probably just Zeus trying to get his end away.
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It's þe Middle Ages
and you are a horrible goose