Devils Panties 09/03/2025
Devils Panties 09/03/2025
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What's hilarious is I was just laughing at a comment thread about someone sharing the "boxers are good for 4 days" flipping method lmao
Just seems unsanitary tbh
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We do? Since when? Where can I buy it?
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A “cell phone” still sounds like something you’d have hidden up your bum to me.
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Are we doing performative outrage over pockets on women's clothing again? Cool, cool.
Women wear clothing that is more form fitting, and stuff in pockets deforms the figure. That's why purses are a thing. If you are hellbent on big pockets sporting goods stores have hiking trousers with big cargo pockets.
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Truly the devil's panties.
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I remember watching this TV fashion contest thing quite a long time ago. The host of this contest was this old, wrinkly French lady who was a long time veteran in women's fashion (apparently).
So in the episode the upstart designers had to create... I think... Three fashionable pants for women. One of the contestants created all three of her pants with pockets, and I think one of them had some excessive pockets.
She was dismissed by the host immediately, before the model even wore any of the pants. Basically the episode was already decided, as that contestant got eliminated on the spot.
The reason? Well, that veteran fashion designer stated something along the lines of; "The female form is the most beautiful and powerful thing we have, and we can't have pockets ruin that. It's for women to accessorise with a handbag".
This stuck with me for all these years, because I was so revulsed when I saw that. What a load of bullshit. A load of pretentious garbage.
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Please tell me those are not a real thing.
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Hi. Person who has identified male my entire life here.
I have no idea what this "cell phone pocket" in underwear thing is about. Sounds like lunacy to me.
That said, give pockets to women who want pockets. It is baffling to me that this is still a thing.
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I think I've seen them in some compression shorts so that you can run in loose mesh shorts. Can't run with your phone in those.
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Lots of pants out there that have pockets. They often choose not to buy them. And when they do, they put nothing in them.
For what it's worth, according to my wife and 4 daughters it's because it's because if you put things in your pockets like guys do, it ruins the lines and look. And according to our oldest daughter, it's why cargo shorts and pants look bad on men. And should never be worn.
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I've been given gifts of underwear with pockets. They might hold one of the old style cell phones, at the peak of 'small is best.'
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Skill issue. Buy men's clothes. Problem solved.
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Why should women have to buy clothes that fit poorly and are uncomfortable just to get functional pockets?
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To tank sales of women's clothing without pockets? 🤷♂️
And uncomfortable? Please. Our clothes are comfy af. Even when I order online, comfort is never a complaint. I've had problems with fabric, size, colour, stitching etc but never about feeling comfortable.
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Fine. Wear cargo pants and rock the Kim Possible look.
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I've never seen men's underpants with pockets. But I'm also not researching the topic extensively, so it's possible this is a development in undergarment tech that I'm not aware of.
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They exist, I've seen them at the store. Here's a picture:
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My swimming trunks has pockets. Does that count as underpants?
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I'll allow it. :) :)
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This just reminded me. I bought a skort a year or two ago because it had awesome pockets. I didn’t realize til I bought it, but it was technically a swimsuit bottom (albeit with a skirt much longer than I’d expect on a swimsuit.)
It has a pocket like in the comic - against the leg, normally hidden under the skirt portion. It also has a zippered pocket on one of the sides of the skirt fabric. These pockets are superior to those in any of my regular pants.
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No!
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I once came across a pair of some kind of synthetic silk man thongs. That had three pockets. One for your junk, another for your phone and the third for your dick and balls.
They were like 90 dollars a pair.
I guess it's for when you need to be sexy and functional.
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One for your junk … and the third for your dick and balls.
It took me a moment to realize you first meant “junk” as in “belongings.”
My first thought was, ”His junk’s so big it needs two pockets? Brag.”
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Fucktional
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I dated a girl once who was amazed by the "pocket" in my boxer-briefs until she found it it was actually just the weird hole thing they put in the front that acts as a fly.
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I have a theory that that's not actually what that's for. Like, men's briefs are sort of double-breasted, there's one flap that comes from one side almost all the way across, and then another outside of that that goes from the other side almost all the way across. It's not really positioned or shaped in such a way that makes digging your dick out for dick-related activities easy or comfortable. But it does make for a functional expansion joint that allows a 100% cotton garment snugly house a bulge that changes size and position throughout the day.
There often is a pocket-like area between the layers where they're both attached to the sides down to the cross-ass seam, but I'm confident in saying men don't store things there. You look REALLY STRANGE accessing that compartment, and objects placed there will rest uncomfortably against the scrotum, and come out smelling of taint sweat.
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I think she found some sports underwear with a pocket to put a cup in
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I wonder if it’s talking about the fold in the front to piss through
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No, there's boxers with pockets at the store. Hanes makes some.
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I have compression shorts that I run in that are the closest thing. Otherwise, if I'm just in underwear, or maybe a pair of gym shorts with no pocket, just throwing the phone in the waistband is sufficient. Just need something better for running.
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Yep, just fold your waistband over your phone/wallet/whatever. Instant pocket
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Picked up a pair at American eagle that did without even realizing it. Best pair of underpants
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Just buy the pants that have pockets then, problem solved.
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Sure, sure, but women get two prison pockets.
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With enough cleavage, women get other places to stash stuff too.
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My Wife is notorious for boob dialing me.
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May I request at least that money not be stored in any of these places.
Iv delt with boob sweat, ass sweat and unfortunately blood money in my time as a pizza boy years ago.
Women please don't hide money in your bra/panties. It's disgusting.
Men this goes for you too. Foot sweat money after you fish money out of your God forsaken sneaker is not appreciated
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Concealment Crevices
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This is like the tap water of comics, yum!!!
edit: lukewarm tap water
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocket
In medieval Europe, early pocket-like openings called fitchets appeared in the 13th century. These vertical slits, cut into the outer tunic, allowed access to a purse or keys suspended from the girdle beneath.[3] Historian Rebecca Unsworth notes that pockets became more visible in the late 15th century,[4] and their use spread widely in the 16th century.[4]
Later, pockets were often worn like purses on a belt, concealed under a coat or jerkin to deter pickpocketing, with access through a slit in the outer garment.
By the 17th century, pockets were sewn into men's clothing, while women's remained as separate tie-on pouches hidden beneath skirts.[5][6]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reticule_%28handbag%29
A reticule, also known as a ridicule or indispensable, was a type of small handbag or purse, similar to a modern evening bag, used mainly from 1795 to 1820.[1]
The reticule became popular with the advent of Regency fashions in the late 18th century. Previously, women had carried personal belongings in pockets tied around the waist, but the columnar skirts and thin fabrics that had come into style made pockets essentially unusable.
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Love the mens underwear ad in the background. Abs! Beard! Axe! AAAARRGGG!
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Is she getting mixed up with the fly? I’ve never seen a phone pocket, or any pocket, and don’t quite see the purpose
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They exist!
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I see plenty of women wearing athletic shorts that have a large phone pocket.
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Damn the prison of gendered fashion. Get a utility belt
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If I'm in my underwear I'm not thinking of putting my phone in a pocket.
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If there was a market for it I'm sure some fashion company would jump on selling pants with pockets to women. It's most likely women want to complain about this but won't actually buy clothes with proper pockets
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I know lots of women excited when they have clothes with functional pockets. If you want to get conspiratorial, the better reason to pick is bag sales.
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This is basically an “I can’t have my cake and eat it, too” complaint. If none of your pants have good enough pockets, it’s either because someone else is buying your clothes or because you didn’t prioritize having pockets when you bought them.
When buying women’s pants or shorts (and even dresses and skirts), you have the choice between a pair that has decent pockets and a pair that doesn’t, generally because the designer chose to prioritize aesthetics over pockets. If you buy the cuter pair, despite their lack of suitable pockets, you’re reinforcing the designer’s decision.
Even leggings / yoga pants and short running shorts / leggings have versions with pockets. Not every brand, sure, but enough.
With men’s pants and shorts, there’s much less variety. You have to go out of your way to find pants without decent pockets, but at the same time:
- Your pants and shorts are all bulkier and thicker than the equivalent women’s style
- Your shorts all come down to the knee, if not a bit further
- You don’t have the option of skirts, dresses, capris, leggings, etc..
- You don’t get the same options within a given style, i.e., far fewer embellishments, less stretch (in, e.g., jeans), often fewer colors, and most cuts are looser
Now, maybe the store you’re shopping at or the brand you love doesn’t sell women’s pants with pockets. I’m sure there are many like this. If it bothers you, find another store that does. Buy from a different brand.
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Every single pair of women's pants I have bought in the past four years, regardless of brand or store have had no pockets at all, or pockets so small you could only fit a quarter in them.
Please fuck off with this shit.
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kagis
Why We Started Radian
Women’s lives have changed radically, but our jeans have not caught up. We wanted to bring utility, comfort and style to the wardrobe staple of jeans – at a reasonable price. Radian offers deep pocket jeans in premium fabrics
https://www.pocketsforwomen.co.uk/
Do you like clothes with pockets?
Well, you're in the right place to find women's clothes with pockets. I was so sick of struggling to find clothes with decent pockets on other websites, I decided to make one myself. I've scoured the internet to find fabulous clothes for women with pockets, so that you don't have to.
These aren't generally clingy-top-plus-yoga-pants outfits, but I don't think that they're generally wildly out of the norm in appearance.
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To be clear, I’m not saying most women’s pants have pockets. I’m saying that there are options, and I’m of the opinion that if you care about something enough to complain about it, you should also care about it enough to do something about it.
I own dozens of pairs of women’s pants and shorts with pockets large enough to comfortably fit my cell phone. Several pairs where I can not-so-comfortably. Probably a dozen each of dresses and skirts with decent pockets, too.
Would you like some recommendations?
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Cope and seethe women!
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What is up with the influx of misogynistic rhetoric on Lemmy lately? We don’t support that here.
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Old hag shouting at clouds.
Considering the amount of complaints about this issue, wouldn't there be a screaming demand for them in clothing stores?
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THERE IS! We complain and cry and scream but nothing is done because it's rarely a woman deciding that. It's men. The few that DO have decent pockets are always sold out.
And a woman is less sexy if you can see the outline of something in her fucking pocket, so of course, like always, a woman's comfort must be sacrificed.
I've started wearing molle pouches on my belt, so I have pockets wether I'm wearing pants or not.
I'm currently carrying 2 water bottles, my phone, my work phone, sunglasses, and several tools that I need constantly.
highly recommend, just wish they were available in fun colors and designs instead of exclusively tacticool bullshit.
I've seen a few molle pouches in bright colors, but not too many styles.
If you can sew, I think you could have a hell of a time on Etsy until Vera Bradley releases a Molle collection, lol.