James Dobson, influential founder of conservative Christian group Focus on the Family, dies age 89
In case you weren't sure how to feel about reading this obit, here's a handful of this guy's impact on the world...
I could go on, but I'm feeling the sudden urge to go dance in the street.
Update: for further reading, please have a look at the obituary written by Erik Loomis on the Lawyers Guns & Money blog. It's outstanding.
The more I learn about this guy, the less I care for him.
I am pretty sure my Mom have me a copy of Dare to Discipline when my kids were preschool age. I never actually considered reading it though.
Was he ever accused on sexual harassment or assault? Did any minors accuse him of doing things? His resume sounds like someone who would do this kind of thing.
It's a real shame when they go old like that.
Sometimes I honestly wish heaven and hell actually existed and that I could see the look on the faces of people like this when they find out they aren't in the one that they expected.
If they did exist, they probably would go to the one they wanted. That's kind of the problem. They invented them to assert whatever fucked up ideas they have of the world.
That's the beauty of this religion, especially in America. It's the best excuse book to hide behind. No matter which way anything goes, it was always God's will.
And, as my dad once said, I'll have to answer to God one day, but ONLY to him.
How fucking convenient you abusive pile of vomit.
I'm not so sure of that. When you consider the pope evil and the words of Jesus blasphemous, I'm not sure there's a good place in heaven for you when you're also claiming to be catholic or christian or whatever it is called.
Will there be a public coffin defecation ceremony? I'd like to attend please.
They don't make coffins big enough, just throw him in a ditch. You shit, you shovel.
Oh man, terrible news today! I'm broken up.
I can't find my favourite pen.
Edit: Oh wait, here it is. Silly me. All is well.
Shame he didn’t die decades ago.
Damn, came to make the same quip.
That's a shame, why not sooner.
Good fucking riddance.
Obligatory:
Only the good die young..
But he was... Oh...
Maybe it is true that that the good die young, but I’m much more certain that pricks live forever
Good.
RIP
Rot in piss
Technically correct, as his grave will also be a public toilet.
Anyway, anybody seen the new Naked Gun movie? I hear it’s pretty good.
It's mildly amusing. Neeson is fantastic. There are really only two LOL jokes and they give one away in the trailer.
The other one is even more subversive than that one...
I would say that's sort of the style of Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker films. Airplane! was the same way, with a whole bunch of chuckle jokes throughout and then a few moments of genuinely laughing (at least in my experience)
Haven't yet. But saw the new Superman. I liked the part where (SPOILER) Bibi is dropped from the sky lol
I wish I had citations for this, but I seem to recall reading one of his books about preventing divorce. It could have been another god awful Christian couple book, though. I did read a few of his books.
If a hetero couple is married, and the man wants to leave his wife for another woman, the wife needs to just take it and do nice things for him in order to convince him to stay.
If he is not treating her right, she cannot outright say it. (If she makes him feel bad, it is her fault if he finds someone else!) No, instead she needs to lead him to good examples.
As a wife, a woman must cook delicious food. If she is a bad cook, she is a bad wife.
I don't remember if it was in another book, but if a man disciplines his daughter too harshly, the wife should not stop him. Instead, she needs to talk to the daughter separately, try to make her feel better, and not make the dad look bad. Because if you stand up for your child, you are emasculating him or something. (Enabler much?)
The only positive thing I saw was him seeing bisexuals as distinct from homosexuals. Not that he had anything good to say about either, but... No bi erasure?
This dude really fucked me up as a youth, rest in piss.
Another piece of shit who lasted way too long before being flushed into hell.
Maybe he can influence the rest of them to fuck off somewhere
John MacArthur and now Charles Dobson.
But there’s a horde ready to take his place.
I hope his passing was painful and slow. Genuinely.
RIPiss
Rest in Piss
Wasn’t he supposedly pro-life? Fucking hypocrite.
And nothing of value was lost.
It probably made the world a tiny teensy bitty better place, so there's that.
Oh, right, we should not enjoy people death. Thought and prayers, and all that jazz.
I imagine some perfectly good land is now wasted to hold his remains. He will live on and be remembered as a beacon of a lot thats wrong with christians and religion in general. A grifting mean spirited racist clown who serves the world better as a corpse than he ever did in life.
The world needs a public restroom still.
May he rest in agony.
May his memory and legacy rot as quickly as his corpse.
🎉
Interesting day in hell today. So much confusion except for everyone there but him.
Too bad it wasn't sooner before more damage was done
May he rest in all the piss he deserves.
Oh thank god.
I've got the perfect inscription for his tombstone:
Rest in piss, motherfucker.
OH HAPPY DAY! Hope he suffered when he took his last breathe.
No idea who that is, but that title tells me it was probably some sort of oxygen waster.
Look up Focus on the Family. This motherfucker is partly responsible for the Handmaid's Tale fetish some of the US has right now.
A good start. Who's next?
I am sure I join his family in heartfelt celebration that he will finally be receiving his eternal reward.
Guess I'm celebrating tonight!
He's on the list.
Another devil gains it’s horns.
Fucking FINALLY!!
Should have been 70 years ago. He was probably already a shit, but I believe in giving kids a chance to renounce their shittiness.
Aww man. He never got to go to Rio with Arnold Schwarzenegger after all. Well, atleast he gets to hang out with Ted Bundy again
Yay!!!!!
And Hell gained another angel.
Woop!
I like the way you think. 🦀
And the world got a tiny bit less evil.
Now send his space dust to the furthest reaches of the universe never to be used again.
I'd take a shit on his grave, unfortunately it is rude to shit in a urinal.
Good
Far too late, but still happy days
Just gonna leave this here
I'm reminded of an old Clarence Darrow quote....
Death at the claw machine: " Is Donald Trump even in this thing?"
sad, he died too old
Rest in piss