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cross-posted from: https://reddthat.com/post/49359659
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Does that shirt say ‘Silt Life’?
I love silt as much as the next flood plain ya know but that’s kind of irrelevant to the comic
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Saltlife, it's a surfer clothing brand.
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Hard to read with dem big ol' titties in the way
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In Hungarian, "hot" (meleg) means gay
Like, it's the word for a gay person
Just sayin'
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I used to live in Atlanta and when I first got there I was perusing the roommates ads and I noticed that a lot of the ads used the word "liberal". I called one and chatted with the guy and it seemed like a good fit. He finally said "so ... are you liberal?" and I said "yeah, I'm pretty liberal -- I hate Reagan." He laughed and explained to me that "liberal" meant gay. I said "oh, I'm not gay" and then asked if it was OK if I still lived there because I needed a place.
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You have the hottest head of state, hotter than that of Russia
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Hungary
Gays are so hot right now
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In American, Hungry means you want to eat something
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no, in American it means you want to eat mcdonalds
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And the comic artist is meleg too. What a coincidence.
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Now, bait both sides of the gender war by making a gender-flipped version of the comic!
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It would actually be really interesting to have a comic artist do this routinely for their comics. Would definitely make a lot of people consider their assumptions
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Fool. She's a goth chick, of course she is gonna get a discount.
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nah nah gotta make her a blonde girl jock, like the annoying volleyball player whos kind of a total bully
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I live in Kansas City. The closest ocean is 750 miles away. I want to punch every single driver I see with salt life on their car...
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For the longest time I thought it said slut life. I laughed very hard when I found out the truth. I still call it that when I see one. And yeah, I hate them as well.
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They really want you to know that they went to the beach once, and they might do it again.
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I always thought that it was people being brazen about cocaine addictions lmao
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As someone who lives on the coast I never see that. I assumed it was a desert thing, like Nevada or whatever lol.
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I lived in the southeast near the coast and these stickers were everywhere. Now I live in the PNW and they're nowhere to be seen. And yet, Confederate flags are semi regular and I fear I will never escape the sound of mainstream country music...
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Makes you pine for the Salt Life days, doesn't it?
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This is the first I've heard of it.
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I live less than an hour from large bodies of salt water and feel similarly.
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I feel that, but how close are you to the nearest salt mine lol
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WackDonald's
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I can't help but associate a W which should be an M with Wario.
McWario's
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"Two burgers and some fry, thanks"
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What would you want baby fish for?
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Namor
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"No, I want to know about the discount on the hot guy"
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Alternate ending.
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Apparently he got the discount, since the price would be more after tax.
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you and your weird "you will actually pay more than your see on the sign." Our prices just include taxes, so you know exactly how much you will end up paying.
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I know, it's very annoying. Always got culture shock when I came back to the States and had to pay more than the listed price.
The reasoning is because every county can have different taxes, so it varies a lot from place to place, but I think that's a lame excuse. The place it's being sold knows exactly how much the tax will be, so they could post the correct amount!
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In ohio there's no tax on food so that's also a possibility here
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Does anywhere in America have sales tax on drive throughs?
Also ohio does have sales tax on dine in, at least it did a few months ago and the previous two decades
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Same in CA, but fast food is considered a service so it's taxed.
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Only if you aren't going to eat in the restaurant. If you eat in you have to pay sales tax
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No sales tax in Oregon
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salt life shirt in ohio is wild
/smalltext i assume they exist/
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my pasty, fat, goblin lookin' ass pulling up sweating my balls off becsuse it's 102 outside and my A/C is busted
Fuck... I'm so damn hot! 😩🥵 What? Half off? Siiiick!
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That;s just mean.
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Himbos have feelings too
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No I'm... Doesn't
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Is he a himbo though? Didn't demonstrate any niceness yet.
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I think it's poking fun at guys who think they're hot
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Who says he thinks he's hot? He's just following the instructions on the sign!
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And a specific dudebro lifestyle look (Jeep, Oakleys, Salt Life, “Hit the gym”, GIJoe haircut) that generally corresponds with “I’m not really MAGA, but Joe Rogan says….”
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It's subjective. The discount depends on whoever is running the window. Whoever they think is hot gets the discount.
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I thought it was a viral marketing campaign: no one actually gets the discount it's just funny watching guys ask for it.
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SIR, THIS IS A WENDY'S
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Wendonylds!
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I would troll people with this if I ran a shop.
"Ask about our hot guy discount"
And when someone actually asks about it, (the guy in the comic doesn't ask, he just says that he has heard that they have one, which is a statement, not a question).... I would make sure that everyone is trained to say "we don't have one".
I said ask about it, not that one exists.
I would just give it to anybody who asks on a hot day.
That's a nice twist.